[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

[teathattast]

a star

[jenna--sunshine]

life motto tbh

[somecutething]

[honestly-andrew]

Oh my I was not ready for that

[shitpostinguniverse]

[feelingmyoatss]

Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians:

[lubricates]

same feeling HAHAHHAA

[hoechlin]

[tilthat]

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

[yakkette]

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

[abblermouse]

[cuddlethot]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

The most beautiful swimming dog that you will see today

[aww-so-pretty]